- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

im saul and i love cock

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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