A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Rebecca Black

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Thats what she said

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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