- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Jews

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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