People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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sfdg

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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