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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

I have an erection My mom!

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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