'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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