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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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