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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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