Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Come in

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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