- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Moral

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]