- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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