Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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