Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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