- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

VAGINA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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