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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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