- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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VAL SUCKS

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

This is sparta No this is patrick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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