Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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I regret everything.....

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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