- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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