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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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