- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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