- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

the economy.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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