- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where's the soap?

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Feminism.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

How's the weather? Good.

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