What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

13 =B you just learned something

Vagina.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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