- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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