- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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