what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Stop procrastinating.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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