- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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