Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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