- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are red violets should be purple

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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