- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

what is orange and blue 2 colors

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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