Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

every knight i see an owl at window

Elizabeth Warren

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Sixty... eight

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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