- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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