What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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