- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

No your aunties a joke

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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