- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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