- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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