Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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