- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

He--Hey guys

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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