Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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