- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A car walks into a bar.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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