Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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