- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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