- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

YO FACE

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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