What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A person from Singapore eats

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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