- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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