- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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