Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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WNBA

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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