What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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meh

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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