- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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