- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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