- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

david weres the slug gone

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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