- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Derp

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

charlie sheen

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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