Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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