How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Davey Peterson.

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well now

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Compton

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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