A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

womans rights...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Sex vagina. lol.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

woman's rights

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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