- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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