- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Tim and Eric

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

wael.. nuff said

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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