*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Title IX

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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