- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Bags of delicious poop.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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