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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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