What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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