- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Religionh

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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