- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Anything involving women..

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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