Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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