- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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