- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Guess what? Bananas

Where's my tractor?

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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