What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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