- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

what is the color of a burp burple

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Tommy got neutered.

hello

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

so...um, yeah

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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