What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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retard

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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I regret everything.....

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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