- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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