mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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womans rights...

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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