- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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