- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

The Moon Landing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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