Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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whats black and strange a paki

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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