Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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