- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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