What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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