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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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