What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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