What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats my name? Matt

Loperson

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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