- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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