Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Sam Hengal.

im gey

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

L's I's that took Viagra.

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