What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Women's rights

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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