- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Robin, get in the batmobile

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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