- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

My mum is called Steve

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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