child labor

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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