- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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