- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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