Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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