- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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