- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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