Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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