I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Sex vagina. lol.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Many people of many races do many things every day.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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