your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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