- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

autistic kids rock

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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