- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Womens rights.

baloney sandwich

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

i like men but im not gay

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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