- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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